Cartman Declares Going to School a Violation of His Freedom - SOUTH PARK

After months out of school, the kids' first day back in the classroom ends in chaos.
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EXT. SCHOOL - DAY
Establishing.
INT. CLASSROOM - DAY
Our usual classroom shot except desks are spaced further apart and have glass shields around them.
VOICE
Alright, children, welcome back to class.
INSERT A CLOSE SHOT HERE OF STAN IN HIS CUBICLE - LOOKING AROUND AND BUMMED OUT.
Reverse to show that Detective Harris is sitting on the desk with his gun and badge hanging out and a uniform cop stands near the chalkboard.
DETECTIVE HARRIS
I'm your new teacher Detective Harris, and this is our homeroom teacher's assistant officer Johnston. Let's start the day off with some math. Does anyone understand MATH? Who would like to lead the class with some MATH?
The kids look at each other and in the distance there is a PIG SQUEALING. They all look towards the door as it gets louder.
PIG
(muffled squealing)
The door then bursts open and two cops come in holding Cartman who is squealing and kicking trying to break free.
CARTMAN
NOOOOOO!!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!! NO SCHOOOOOO!!! RAHGHGHGH!!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!! PANDEMIC!! THERE'S A PANDEMIC!! UGGH UGGH!! NAAA!! NAA! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!
They force him over to his seat and sit him down then handcuff him to it.
Meanwhile, Harris walks over to the TA.
DETECTIVE HARRIS
('FUCK' IS BLEEPED)
I don't know if I can do this, Mitch. I fucking hate kids, I can't be a teacher.
OFFICER JOHNSTON
It's all we got, sir. Lemme try.
He stands and addresses the class.
OFFICER JOHNSTON
KIDS! Alright come on!
(hand on holster)
Let's settle down!
Back to a wide of Cartman has he's trying to break free and those officers leave.
OFFICER JOHNSTON
Now we're gonna do some fingerpaints, you got that?! You're gonna fingerpaint --
Refers to notes.
OFFICER JOHNSTON
A marsupial of your choice- or a fun thing you did over the summer.
CARTMAN
You can't make us stay here! This is a VIOLATION OF OUR FREEDOM! WHO'S WITH ME GUYS?!
COP
NOW LISTEN WE'RE GONNA START FINGER PAINTIN' RIGHT NOW!
CARTMAN
OH MY GOD I FORGOT HOW MUCH IT SUCKS TO BE AROUND EVERYBODY! I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK! ALL OVER KYLE!
Cartman starts coughing violently all over Kyle.
CARTMAN
(Coughing violently)
KYLE
FUCK YOU!
Kyle charges Cartman and knocks his desk over the kids all start cheering and piling on.
Reverse to the cop pulling out his gun-
OFFICER JOHNSTON
THAT'S ENOUGH!
Harris walks up and pulls his gun out too- then they both start firing.
Cut to Token at his desk as bullet holes smash the glass around it. Token takes a bullet and falls to the floor.
DETECTIVE HARRIS
GOT HIM!